FO REAL?!

OMGOD! I JUST REALISED THAT HANNAH MONTANA IS JUST MILEY CYRUS WITH A BLONDE WIG!!! SHIT! WHY DIDN'T I SEE THAT ONE COMING?!?!?!?

Sexy Love? Yes... Sexy Sis?... No

Sup!

Here's a pic of Neyo's sister...

phitt-ass..?

In my opinion, only one word needed...

LOL!

She's clearly got the good looks in the fam though tbh...

Cos check out Neyo's face without a cap...

Dayum Bwoi!

A Fly I Wouldn't Mind Swatting...

OMGOD!!!!!! THERES A FLY ON THE WALL... A CREEPY LITTLE SNEAKY LITTLE FLY ON THE WALL! aka miley -bitchface- cyrus. What does she think she's doing on the cover of Teen Vogue?! She's not the embodiment of natural beauty (She looks like she's had botox) and she is not a good role model for teenagers (cos shes a S-L-A-G) She's everything I hate about 15 year olds wrapped in one annoying thick voiced package! God! She's so lairy and in the video of Fly On The Wall, she genuinely thinks she's so hot grinding in mid air and tossing her fake extensions around the place to an electro beat! And really, put that malnutritioned stomach awayyy! Seriously, these slutty pics of you aren't making me feel all hot and flustered. I'm not getting turned on at all... They're not even provocative or anything. If I was a boy, I wouldn't be impressed (aaand yet Nick Jonas fell for it, defiling his purity ring... maybe he still keeps it on when doing his business cos he likes the way the cold metal feels on his hot skin) basically, in conclusion... I HATE MILEY CYRUS!

V No Longer A V?!

Spotted: Little V doing things with prettyboy Zac Efron on the beach and not just sun bathing and volleyball may I add. The rauchy slag who's already managed to degrade herself by posting naked pictures of herself on the internet has gone further and was witnessed giving Efron a bj. jeez vanessa...

V

Tis be a sneakers night *cheap shit trainers glow in the dark* basc what we gotta do is daynce *in my fat ass echoe trainers* basc what we gotta do is daynce basc what we gotta do is daynce... no love. clearly god didn't bless you with a lyrical mind if you must make my ears bleed and sing about your dancing shoes being hench chav boots, then allow it. get someone else to write your lyrics. and them seductive poses she pulls during the video... sheeesh. She genuinely thinks that shes got so much swagger.urgh

Oh Nicholas! Who Knew You Had It In You?!

Maybs its cos of the lack of nookie he gets but when old flame Miley Cyrus wasn't satisfyed due to his frigidity... Nick Jonas seeked other ways to get himself haps down there apparantly fingering himself with his purity ring, (TOTAL ABOMINATION OF WHAT THE DAMN RING STOOD FOR!) he likes to look through photos of the Hannah Montana star butt naked or occasionally wearing her see through victoria secrets which have apparantly given the diabetic jonas "uncontrallble erections" sick. the whole lot of them we have kev whos ba''ty making out with some immigrant, taking the whole "mi casa tu casa" thing to a new level joe whos a man whore and does "occasionally get hard" and then nick, who defiled his PURITY ring by getting substances on it... lets hope that "bonus jonas" Frank Furter won't decieve the public like these 3 rascals did

The Three Musketers

spotted: kevin/paul (whatevs his real name is) jonas kissing a hispanic man in a batty bar in LA. looks like little K is confused about his sexuality and yet is claiming to be christian with his gleaming purity bling and yet going against the bible... tut tut we hope little Frank Furter won't decieve the public in that way.

move on...

BOO HOOO. TWEEARDWOPS ON MAH GEETAR. *single tear falls down cheek* alright love, i think we all get it, you were hurt. Appaz her man Joe Jonas cheated on her with 10,000 BC's Camilla Belle on the set of the Jonas Brother's Love Bug music video. We feel for you, we really do... but HOW MANY FRICKING SONGS do you have to release in order to get over the fact that your man cheated on you, jeez. Didn't see Aly from Aly & AJ exploit the fact that her and Joe Jonas broke up time ago and write like 10 songs about it. some advice yeah - get out more. so far it looks like the only source of inspiration you have for song writing is this one breakup. FYI, just cos he moved on quicker than you did, don't mean he cheated .. EPS x

SCHERINZINGHJKDER

so we have a woman who claims shes half pakistani who wears next to nothing can dance, but can only do slutty dances like grinding on a pole like a dutty hoe is clawing it in with Lewis Hamilton who looks like half her age and yet, she has the cheek to wear a sari which skims her breasts and sings JAY HOE. no mate, its 'jai ho' and she's sung the whole song out of context to the innocent slum dog origins!

I'll make you hot, Get all you got, I'll make you want to say Jay Hoe!

why does she have to sexualise everything?!

YO YO YO

sup homies,

basc...

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