Tuesday 16 June 2009

Petite Pete

Seems like the real reason Katie Price and Peter Andre is because, little pete has failed to give the glamour model any satisfaction that she (ehem) deserves? He has resorted to take much care of his little "baby" and fondle it and send it off to sleep everynight. Thing is, he has an attachable one, so when night falls and he isnt being promiscious with jourdan, he detaches the velcro straps and lays it in a tank of oil to keep it moist, well hydrated and to prevent rust formation, and release of CH4 methane gas.
His nipples are also detachable, he gives them to princess tiaami as a dummy.
Jourdan sometimes uses them to enhance her bust. not that she needs to, her bust is almost as real as peter's down belows.