Elodie from the hills looks like A MAN. not just any man, a Nazi man.
HEIL HITLER! did she think that dying her hair from a beach blonde to a dutty brune would highlight her "beautiful" features.
no love.
you aint got any.
She has also been quoted to say ' ich have kophschemerzen' many times since the new hairdo. looks like the peroxide not only damaged your scalp, your medulla oblongta leading to a failure to look decent.
"ich wohne einen frank furter!" - is that what you said, Elodie to your hairdresser about your manly hair colour? yes it does resemble frank furters glossy locks. She thinks shes hot
when she's the exact contrast of what is beautiful.
she never gets hot and flustered because her mouth has a permanant air gap as her dentures dont fit the jaw in the correct orientation.
Basially..
ELZ IF YOU CAN HEAR ME...
YOU SHOULD REGRET NEVER GETTING A BRACE.
brent bolthouse didn't give you your job, cos the job spec said: one gender only, tell little Elliot better luck next time. I hear that the batty bar Kevin goes to hires Nazi trannies. But then again, men only.
Let's hope that little Frank furter won't decieve the public in the same way as SOSOSO many people in LA have been doing recently.
touché.
Aufwiederzen
xo xo
gossip mutter (umlout on the 'u'. this computer doesn't have my native liguistic requirements)
