Justin Bobby... is that you? Audrina won't be pleased. Man's chopped his dreads and all, lets hope that thats all he had chopped off since going out with M.I.A (note, din dins chuck is camera shy and we were not authorised to use his picture on this gossip website, sorry.)spotted: M.I.A, at border control merking the singalese people i.e din dins chuck.
Didn't your mother ever teach you not to sleep with the first person you found, who happened to be din dins chuck, and now she's carrying his baby.
We wonder what Baby Father din dins has to say about this. He don't know, and M.I.A is begging it pretending that she got knocked up by Mark Ronson/ Timbaland/ Danuesh (sexy, can i?)Mathangi "Maya" Arulpragasam II was born on the border and has now been enrolled in the porn star sector at the tender age of 1 day. following in din dins chuck thongsteps. She has claimed that she fly like paper getting high like fsdjkfsfhdsj. we think that the fsdjkfsfhdsj roughly translates to pundai, which means.... pussy. (to be blunt). Din dins chuck was the inspiration for these crude and explicit lyrics and also for the inspiration for the name of her new baby, Kalimikal. This roughly translates in english to Sugar Lips (we're not sure which lips shes referring to).When EPS had researched this, we were reminded about KJ and his rock 'ard fascination for little children, so one word of advice M.I.A, keep Sugar Lips away from this baby eater, cos he will quite literally eat this baby for dinner (the sexual way) along with his perverted bed fellow, Din dins Chuck.
XOXO 
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gossip D. [Din Dins Chuck's closest ally.
also had some input from Hanna Schmitz 